We drank a nine dollar bottle of wine and now there's another human being on the Earth.

Reagan

Reagan: Honey I am having a baby in two weeks. You must accept this now and stop pretending I just got fat.
Ava: Oh chubby chubby chubby.

Missy can you cut your hair please. We are neither in a little house nor in a prairie.

Ava

It's like hair coming out of hair!

Reagan

Chris: She doesn't look very happy.
Reagan: Does this woman not own a hair brush?

Reagan: I can't drink, I can't exercise, sex has become borderline repulsive. Oh because of me not because of you baby. You look great.
Chris: Thanks, you don't think I'm too brown-
Reagan: OK that's enough.

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