Up All Night "Birth" Quotes
Reagan: We drank a nine dollar bottle of wine and now there's another human being on the Earth.
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Reagan: Honey I am having a baby in two weeks. You must accept this now and stop pretending I just got fat.
Ava: Oh chubby chubby chubby.
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Ava: Missy can you cut your hair please. We are neither in a little house nor in a prairie.
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Reagan: It's like hair coming out of hair!
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Chris: She doesn't look very happy.
Reagan: Does this woman not own a hair brush?
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Reagan: I can't drink, I can't exercise, sex has become borderline repulsive. Oh because of me not because of you baby. You look great.
Chris: Thanks, you don't think I'm too brown-
Reagan: OK that's enough.
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Total Quotes: 6