Maybe that summer we would have run into each other at Tower Records and made out in the parking lot.


Ava: Was that an intruder? Not while Mama Bear is on duty. Kevin do you have a gun?!
Kevin: Yes.
Ava: Yes?!
Kevin: No!

Looks like you've grown that man scruff to hide your shame.


Damn it feels good to be normal!


Chris: I just got a text from Ava.
Reagan: Oh yeah whats it say?
Chris: Where does Amy usually like to hide?

I don't want to be objectified in front of the baby.


Reagan: Have I got a surprise for you. I'm going to give you a hint. It involves doin' it and our babysitter Patricia.
Chris: Wow...
Reagan: No! No!

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