When I mess things up, every time I Google myself, which is quite often, I'll always be reminded that I blew it with one of the good ones.


Are you taking this relationship seriously or am I just a fetish for you? Some handyman boy toy, a One Day At A Time sex Schneider!


Not everyone needs to know you like Better Than Ezra.


Kevin: You know who's embarrassed? Ava!
Chris: Way to draw a parallel Kev!

Ava: Missy I didn't know you were a J.
Missy: Oh actually I'm a Roman C, but I do love a J.

I'd give anything to wear a cape and have people like it.

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