Angie: Shh! Are you drunk?
Reagan: Yes! Are you drunk?
Angie: Yes!

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My mother lives in a houseboat with a jazz drummer she makes me call Captain.

Ava

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Angie: We put a lot of time and effort into naming yours.
Reagan: A bobo?
Chris: All my parents talk about is football and Regis, so.

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Angie: Where do you keep your ghee?
Reagan: Mom you know i don't have ghee. Nobody has ghee.

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Big D you fat bastard! He's never going to get to see iPhone 5!

Chris

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Ava: Attention, my co-working family.
Reagan: She doesn't know who Dale is. She doesn't know who anyone is.

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Life is so short especially mine.

Chris

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