I might not be good with relationships, but I'm really good at giving people advice about theirs. That's why they gave me my own show.


Chris: I like your charity walkathon sweatpants and birthing ponchos.
Reagan: Oh my god I had your baby!

Why are you shuffling around like you're smuggling drugs over there.


Is your ho in there? I smell burnt ho!


After the baby, my wife and I were living in a sweatpants purgatory.


Maintaining the romance in a relationship is very very important, or at least that's what Gwyneth says as tweeted from the London Spice Market.

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