Why don't you just go get us some drinks okay? Noting muddled, nothing infused, just two white wines... and whatever it is that you want!

Ava

Chris: Everybody knows that a short iron is better for beatings.
Reagan: Do they?
Chris: Hillary, I want you to dial nine and then one. If stuff gets real, then double down on that one.

Wow that's a cute jean vest you got going on there. Did you distress that yourself?

Reagan

Oh my god, has alcohol gotten strongler or what? Did I just say 'strongler?'

Reagan

Chris: What kind of soup is this?
Reagan: Cream of breast milk.

Your narcissism comes from a good place.

Scott

You were not the model, you were the cautionary tale.

Scott

Boys love weaponry!

Scott

Jackson: Do you like wine?
Ava: Not as much as I adore it.

We haven't slept in three nights. We're living like kidnapped journalists.

Chris

Somebody spends ten minutes on WebMD and suddenly they're a pediatrician.

Reagan

Not to brag, but Craigslist is sort of my jam.

Scott
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Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

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