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The off brand guests can help themselves to their Best Value potato discs and Diet Dr. Popper.

Ava

This is really weird playground conversation.

Chris

Reagan: Chris, oh my god, I was gone like thirty seconds!
Chris: They ambushed me babe! I need you to be the hammer in situations like that. They just, I'm just a get along guy.

You guys probably thought my wife cut one right?

Chris

He doesn't know I'm calling you. I'm on the bathroom phone.

Ava

NO! N.O. on the coin slot!

Reagan

I'm Ava, I don't even need a last name.

Ava

Don't they make a little carrier thing for babies like they do for Pomeranians? That way you could just stow her.

Ava

Reagan: The Jets suck!
Chris: Rex Ryan is turning them around!
Reagan: Oh you're a fool!

You're probably wondering what's this mystery guy up to, something illegal? Is he a tagger, is he the anonymous street artist Banksy?

Chris

You can only throw food in your own home, we talked about this.

Reagan

You touch my crescent rolls and I will literally punch you in the throat!

Ava
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Up All Night Season 1 Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?