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Reagan: You don't cook, you never cook.
Ava: Not true, on my mom's hangover days I used to make her pancakes.

We cal ourselves the goddesses. We make the whole night about female empowerment and who can do the most guys. The record's one.


Maybe Amy should go to a school where she's the star, instead of someone like me.


Missy: Things were different in Oakland. You know the saying, youngs be strapped with the sharpest shivs?
Reagan: Did they need a metal detector for you Missy?

Ava: I hate speaking fast.
Reagan: You used to rap.
Ava: The room is always too hot.
Reagan: You endorse a line of space heaters
Ava: I don't like to be on when I'm away from my set.
Reagan: You give away head shots to strangers.

Reagan: It would just be nice if your relationship would mature past the push up contest.
Chris: He wins because his form is bad!

Commence promptly... way to not split the infinitive! Oh my god, did I just split the infinitive?


I didn't want your meat swan!


I just had four cups of coffee and a box of Nerds. I am so ready to watch Friday Night Lights.


Guess what? I did it, I finally ordered the P90X workout system. I'm gonna shock my system using muscle confusion. Couple weeks I'm gonna shave down, get so yolked and gross.


OK why is there no booze in my belly?


When I mess things up, every time I Google myself, which is quite often, I'll always be reminded that I blew it with one of the good ones.

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Up All Night Season 1 Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.


Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

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