Damn right I’m sleeping with a 21-year-old. And I’m having the time of my f-cking life right now..

Kristen

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• Added: February 11, 2014

You’re only [on the show] because you’re f-cking my ex-boyfriend.

Kristen [to Ariana]

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• Added: February 11, 2014

It’s really sobering to watch yourself highly intoxicated.

Katie

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• Added: February 11, 2014

He would do anything that Stassi says. He’s dumb when it comes to Stassi.

Lisa

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• Added: February 11, 2014

Do you have some kind of mind control?

Andy Cohen [to Stassi]

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• Added: February 11, 2014

I just love a chance for things to be about me.

Stassi

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• Added: February 11, 2014

You were my girlfriend, but you were also my enemy,

Tom [to Kristen]

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• Added: February 11, 2014

I’ve never had a girl say ‘no’ to me before.

Jax

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• Added: February 11, 2014