Every girl deserves a cowboy.

Violet

What do you think I pay you to wear fancy suits, keep your hair combed and collect envelopes?

Savino

Mia: Why should I trust you?
Jack: Because I'm still in love with you.

So you had 10 minutes to figure out what you were going to ask me when I opened up my eyes and you picked, do you like ham?

Violet

She's a child and you're a grown man. That's enough to get you beatings and god knows what else in Nevada state.

Sheriff

Sheriff: I want you to run down her parents.
Patricia: Might as well search for the Easter bunny while you're at it.

Either she's telling the truth or she's the best actress since Rita Hayworth.

Ralph

The girl escaped from set. She's a regular Houdini. We should book her as a magic act.

Tommy

Two wives? You've got to be one hell of a juggler.

Ralph

No way this wing tip puts me out of business.

Savino

You do things your way and I'll do things mine.

Mia

Next time don't drink the evidence.

Ralph

Vegas Season 1 Quotes

Your good with number and better with people than I am.

Lamb

Did I tell you to lay hands on this man?

Savino