Venture Brothers
Sundays 11:30 PM on Cartoon NetworkPopular Venture Brothers Quotes
Mexican University Administrator: ...your check, Dr. Venture. Muchas gracias.
Dr. Venture: Super good! Very generous of y-oh, pesos. Great. These zeros are all meaningless
Brock: You get the boys... I'll take care of these guys...
Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
Brock: They hit me with a truck..
Dr. Guevara: I am sorry, Señor Venture.
Dr. Venture: Doctor.
Dr. Guevara: SÃ?
Dr. Venture: No, 'Doctor Venture'. What's Mexican for 'doctor'?
Dr. Guevara: Doctor.
I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice...Mexican medicine
Dr. Guevara
Dean: We knew you wouldn't let us down.
Hank: And just in the nick of time too - Monarch was gettin' all 'creepy uncle' on us
Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road
Hank
Hank: What's your problem with our dad anyway?!
The Monarch: (awkwardly) Well, I- he- he's my nemesis. My archenemy.
Dean: I don't think pop thinks you're his archenemy.
The Monarch: Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture Compound are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.
Dean: Uhh, no. I've never even heard him mention you.
Hank: Yeah, I always thought Baron Ãœnderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
The Monarch: (astounded) Ãœnderbheit!?! Why, that dime-store Doctor Doom isn't fit to -- just you wait til your father calls me back
Brock: Hey Doc, how'd your speech...uh thing go?
Dr. Venture: All right, I suppose. One or two of the students really seemed to grasp...you don't really care, do you?
Brock: Nah
So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs...
Dr. Venture
Jonas Venture: Oh Rusty, you don't need "diet pills," you just need to work a few things out.
Dr. Venture: Look who's telling me this - my dead 12 foot tall father
Dr. Venture: I've tried everything.
Jonas Venture: Are you kidding me? You were just flipping switches. Think, think, tiny wonder! You built this with me, you should know her inside and out!
Dr. Venture: I was like ten! I just wanted to play with my plastic cowboys and Indians! Who lets a ten-year-old build a space station!?
Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers
