Hank and Dean: He started it!
Dr. Venture: No I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!

Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys...

Brock: That's a tight fit.
Baldavitch: It's like they were made for each other!
Dr. Venture: Yes, because they were, because they were both made by the same guy. Now can we finish this up, please?

Dr. Venture: I've tried everything.
Jonas Venture: Are you kidding me? You were just flipping switches. Think, think, tiny wonder! You built this with me, you should know her inside and out!
Dr. Venture: I was like ten! I just wanted to play with my plastic cowboys and Indians! Who lets a ten-year-old build a space station!?

Jonas Venture: Oh Rusty, you don't need "diet pills," you just need to work a few things out.
Dr. Venture: Look who's telling me this - my dead 12 foot tall father

Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Dr. Venture: I've tried everything.
Jonas Venture: Are you kidding me? You were just flipping switches. Think, think, tiny wonder! You built this with me, you should know her inside and out!
Dr. Venture: I was like ten! I just wanted to play with my plastic cowboys and Indians! Who lets a ten-year-old build a space station!?

Jonas Venture: Oh Rusty, you don't need "diet pills," you just need to work a few things out.
Dr. Venture: Look who's telling me this - my dead 12 foot tall father