Venture Brothers

Venture Brothers "Ghosts of the Sargasso" Quotes

Pirate 1: Oh crap, he's getting his ass kicked, let's go save him!
Pirate 2: You crazy? My sword's made of cardboard
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brock: Focus, Hank! Whatever you do, don't light a cigarette. A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles.
Hank: Brock, I don't smoke!
Brock: Good. Now's a lousy time to start
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Tom: Tom, it's your wife, sweetie. You're dead now... it's time to go
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brock: Hey, Captain, I've got your key. Hope you're hungry, because I'm going to feed it to you
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dr. Orpheus: Hank? Are you sure it isn't a guy in a rubber mask messing with you?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pirate Captain: So where is this 'Brock' guy?
Dean: He's..hiding..and..waiting to save me!...with...guys.
Pirate Captain: You're..not a very good liar, Dean, are ya?
Dean: Mayyyybe!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dean: Dad is super serious all of a sudden. Do you really think he's in as much danger as he says he is?
Brock: Oh yeah, he's screwed. I give him about an hour before he panics and begs for us to haul him up.
Dr. Venture: Okay guys, I can hear all this!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brock: After the twist, you'll hear a snap. Then the body goes ragdoll on ya.
Hank: And that will knock him out...even more?
Brock: That'll kill him
Hank: Do I have to?
Brock: Alright fine, crybaby. Just tie him up and, maybe I guess gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brock: Hank, if there was ever a time in your life I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
Hank: Uh, sorry, Brock
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pirate Leader: Your insolence will not be tolerated... uh, again. Hey is that guy dead?
Brock: Yeah, probably
Pirate Leader: Oh, c'mon was that necessary? Really!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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