Pete White: It's like wearing nothing at all. Like a second skin.
Dr. Venture: Ummm, you've got a little something brown on your nose

Hank: Hey Brock, how would you [kill me]?
Brock: You're asleep. Quick jerk of the neck. Never feel a thing.
Hank: You've thought about this.
Brock: Yes I have

Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed - there were skeletons driving it!

Dean

Hank: Nice spyclothes, douche
Dean: What? I didn't have any black, I figured cowboy - next best thing to spies, right? [

Hank: Dude, what is with you!? Why are you so calm about this?!?
Dean: Because, Hank, we're not just any poor suckers, we're the Venture Brothers. Our dad's a super genius, with, like, chemistry stuff. He can fix this no prob.
Brock: Dean, we don't even know where your dad is. He's sequestered in some secret think tank, and this is, well, this is kinda outta his league, honestly...
Dean: We're all gonna die!

Oh, great, Venture! Thousands of square miles of empty arctic wasteland and you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow!

Dr. Venture

Dr. Venture: Wait a minute, are you a hallucination?
Brock: Afraid not, Doc.
Dr. Venture: What, did you miss me? What the hell are you doing here?
Brock: Hank's a bomb...long story

Richard: Halt! This area is restricted on the authority of the United States government!
Brock: I work for the government.
Richard: Uh...still, you're not coming in here

Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Dr. Venture: Wait a minute, are you a hallucination?
Brock: Afraid not, Doc.
Dr. Venture: What, did you miss me? What the hell are you doing here?
Brock: Hank's a bomb...long story

Richard: Halt! This area is restricted on the authority of the United States government!
Brock: I work for the government.
Richard: Uh...still, you're not coming in here