Venture Brothers
Sundays 11:30 PM on Cartoon NetworkVenture Brothers Season 1 Episode 11: "Past Tense" Quotes
Yes, little Rusty had a penchant for getting himself kidnapped about once a fortnight. I remember one time, I believe it was during "The Case of the Metal Mandingo"
Col. Gentleman
Careful, lad - his hands of those are strong enough to crush a boulder, but delicate enough to crush a butterfly
Col. Gentleman
Okay, this is getting weird! You're not going to tell me you went to college with the Monarch too? Where did you go to school - Super Crazy No-Way School?!
Hank
Hank: You see dead guys all the time.
Dean: When?
Hank: Dude, just last week Brock killed two dervishes with a pillowcase full of coats. Right in our bedroom!
Dean: He knocked them out!
Hank: Oh, sing yourself another lullaby, Baby Dean. The police took them away in body bags!
Dean: Sleeping bags! Those were sleeping bags!
Dr. Venture: Is my tie on straight?
Brock: Yeah. You can't miss with a clip-on.
Hank: It feels weird seeing someone else fly the X-1.
Col. Gentleman: Don't worry, boys. Despite Kano's racial handicap, he's an excellent pilot. Why, he can land this on a puffin... or a Smurf
Brock: This is you! You did this! I'm gonna kill you!
Underbheit: Brilliant deduction. You've discovered my brilliant plan to chain myself to an albino!
Oh come on! You're going to kill me because I had fake sex on graph paper with a girl who barely spoke to you in real life?!
Dr. Venture
The old fake coffin trick. Gadzooks, you think I would have remembered that one from "The Case of the Old Fake Coffin"
Action Man
Hank: So, how come you're not old and stuff like the others?
Otto: Oh, but I am. I'm half-Atlantean and so I age differently.
Dean: Wow. How do you get to be like that?
Action Man: A drunk sailor's gotta have his way with your mer-mom
Hank: What was Underbheit like back in the old days?
Mr. White: Well, except for the metal jaw, pretty much the same. Total dick