You put me in a bag and knocked me out to bring me 50 yards?!

Dr. Venture

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Dean: But Pop...
Hank: What are you, on the rag?
Dr. Venture: It's impossible for me to be on the rag, I'm . . . I can't believe I'm even arguing with you about this. What men's room did you pick up that kind of trash talk up in?

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Hank: Dude, look! Elephants!
Dean: That's "loxodonta africana." You can tell which ones are the males because they're the only ones with tusks.
Hank: I got no problem tellin' which one's the male, bro. Check out the fifth leg on that beast!
Dean: It's called a "trunk."
Hank: It's called "you're a spaz", and that ain't what I'm talkin' about

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Now that we've exchanged pleasantries and hot panda milk, Dr. Venture, let's talk business

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Mr. Brisby [about his panda]: Oh that, that's just Lili, enjoying her lunch.
Dr. Venture: Lili?
Mr. Brisby: Yes, my long time companda. I won her from David Bowie in a trivia contest. This was 1980, 1981 perhaps. Years before the big trivia craze. But then, Bowie always was a trend-setter

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Mr. Brisby: Welcome, Dr. Venture to the Funnest Place on Earth!
Dr. Venture: Holy dammit Christmas!
Mr. Brisby: Does my appearance startle you, Dr. Venture?
Dr. Venture: No, not at all. As a man of science I see all kinds of things.
Mr. Brisby: Several years ago I fell victim to an animatronic accident here at the park. Trapped beneath an unstoppable metal Lincoln for two hours - it's enough to give anyone a stroke

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Brock, thank god! He trained his freaking panda to put me in a bag!

Dr. Venture

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Dr. Venture: Hey! Where do you get off?! You don't know me!
Mr. Brisby: Oh, I know you, Dr. Venture. My researchers are very thorough. For instance you're not actually a doctor of anything. You never finished school. I also know that since you took over Venture Industries, profits have gone...zippidy-do-da

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Mr. Brisby: I need you to clone me, Dr. Venture! That I might live to see my dream fulfilled. This dried old husk of mine might be broken and used up, but my brain is as alert and alive as the day I scribbled my first Bizzy Bee. Got it?
Dr. Venture: Oh, no no no. What I just got is that you're like a total jacked up freaky-deaky crazy pants!

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