Veronica: [after introducing Wallace to her father] Wallace is a friend of mine.
Veronica: [karate chops the air]
Veronica: Take that high school guidance counselor.

Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

Wallace

Well, if it isn’t Smokey the Barely Legal.

Fireman [to Veronica]

Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.

Keith Mars

Veronica Mars Quotes

Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

Wallace

This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

Veronica Mars