Troy Vandegraff: Flat?
Veronica Mars: Just as God made me.

Duncan Kane: Wait, wait, wait. Guys. Check it out, guys. Six guys. Bleachers. Jump in when you're feeling this, okay?
[singing]
Duncan Kane: '... Summer lovin', had me a blast... '

Keith: How was your date?
Veronica: Aah, you know. Lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
Keith: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was...

Veronica: [after introducing Wallace to her father] Wallace is a friend of mine.
Veronica: [karate chops the air]
Veronica: Take that high school guidance counselor.

Veronica Mars Quotes

Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

Wallace

This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

Veronica Mars