It's like a game of gay Clue.


I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederick.


Claudia: That's why it's a 24-hour stopwatch because Magellan was the first one to sail all around the world.
Artie: So you actually paid attention in fifth grade?
Claudia: Yes, now think back to your youth, and try to remember what he said to you on deck the night he crossed the International Date Line.

The ink in which our lives are inscribed is indelible.


That's Portuguese for "push the button." [Everyone looks at Myka awkwardly] Really? This is still a surprise to you?


Claudia: You know, a lot of people experience clinical death for a few minutes.
Steve: How many minutes was I dead for?
Claudia: 4,320.

Stop. You had me at you'll be dead.


The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.


It's not a date but rather a pie slash coffee summit. You know, fix the economy settle world peace.


Agent Bering, seems we are forever destined to meet at gun point.

H.G. Wells

Frederic: My name's Frederic.
Pete: Frederic what?
Frederic: Mrs. Frederic.
Pete: Well, that's a relief.

Claudia: Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing?
Artie: Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid?"