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Warehouse-13

It's like a game of gay Clue.

Pete

I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederick.

Pete

The ink in which our lives are inscribed is indelible.

Helena

Claudia: That's why it's a 24-hour stopwatch because Magellan was the first one to sail all around the world.
Artie: So you actually paid attention in fifth grade?
Claudia: Yes, now think back to your youth, and try to remember what he said to you on deck the night he crossed the International Date Line.

That's Portuguese for "push the button." [Everyone looks at Myka awkwardly] Really? This is still a surprise to you?

Myka

Stop. You had me at you'll be dead.

Steve

The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.

Claudia

It's not a date but rather a pie slash coffee summit. You know, fix the economy settle world peace.

Claudia

Agent Bering, seems we are forever destined to meet at gun point.

H.G. Wells

Frederic: My name's Frederic.
Pete: Frederic what?
Frederic: Mrs. Frederic.
Pete: Well, that's a relief.

Claudia: Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing?
Artie: Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid?"

Pete: Done! I win! Ha ha ha ha!
Myka: It's not a race.
Pete: Said the tortoise to the hare.
Myka: You know, in the story, the tortoise actually wins.
Pete: It's a fairy tale. How is a turtle going to beat a rabbit?
Myka: It's not a fairy tale. It's a fable, a life lesson. "Slow and steady wins the race."
Pete: Here's a life lesson. Pete fast, Pete win.

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