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Claudia: So when the Warehouse was destroyed...
Artie: ...the world lost hope.

That's Portuguese for "push the button." [Everyone looks at Myka awkwardly] Really? This is still a surprise to you?


I like beavers. I'll take Canada.


Pete: [pats Artie on the butt as he throws the football] Good game.
Artie: Thank you.

Myka: That explains why Pete didn't hit on that flight attendant.
Pete: I know, right? That's not like me.

I'm looking for "ye old truffle shop-y" Anything? It's in my Go France guide, and I promised the missus I'd get her some of those 'shrooms she loves.


Pete: Not gay, but open minded! [Pete Head-butts a big guy]
Myka: Really? That was the plan? Hit the big one?

Artie: You're still an expert at breaking and entering.
Claudia: It's like stealing a bicycle.

Claudia: That's why it's a 24-hour stopwatch because Magellan was the first one to sail all around the world.
Artie: So you actually paid attention in fifth grade?
Claudia: Yes, now think back to your youth, and try to remember what he said to you on deck the night he crossed the International Date Line.

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