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Warehouse-13

I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death.

Claudia

How come every other artifact makes me have to call my sponsor?

Pete

Pete: Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya.
Steve: No, no thanks.

[To Artie] Good God, where did you come from?

Claudia

We did not "whammy" each other and I will prove it, or will die trying.

Myka

Aw look, we're spooning.

Pete

Aw, it's like watching Golden Gossip Girls.

Claudia

Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color.

Pete

Claudia: I'm coming with you.
Artie: Why? No, why?
Claudia: A hospital Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall.

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