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Warehouse-13

We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die.

Claudia

Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.

[Leena gasps]
Pete: You gasped! You rarely gasp!
Artie: Pete's right, why did you gasp?

Artie's Law of Artifacts states that the worst thing that can happen with an artifact will happen with an artifact.

Artie

We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.

Claudia

I'm a little rusty on my hieroglyphics - please no age jokes - so give me a little more time.

Artie

Pete: Wow, this is a lot nicer than the Love Me Chapel in Vegas.
Myka: Please tell me you didn't.
Pete: Oh yeah, we did.

Told you I was Laverne! Such a Laverne move! Come on Shirley!

Claudia

Soldier: Damn Trekkies, always crashing the party pretending they're time travelers.
Claudia: What a nerd.

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