Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 6: "Fractures"

Claudia: Who died and made you the boss of me?
Steve: Ah, I did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Yeah, I don't even want to know what kind of jingle bells kicks you two kids are into?
Artie: Hey, hey, hey. It's a gift, not an artifact.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Oh come on, I think it's so cute. You officially have a girlfriend.
Artie: She's not my girlfriend.
Claudia: Ah, are you seeing anyone else?
Artie: No.
Claudia? Do you want to?
Artie: No.
Claudia: She's your girlfriend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: Hey, look at me. When was the last time you slept?
Steve: Right after I died.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: Well, you know who could help you though? Tech savvy girl, maybe with a punk rock flare and a bit of Goth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 5: "No Pain, No Gain"

Mrs. Frederic: Not all wonders are endless Claudia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Myka: So why didn't the wishing work?
Pete: I've been thinking about that too. Maybe the dog tags just work on people that you love right? Judy's grandpa used it on his army buddy. Judy used it on Mike. I used it on..... do I have a booger?
Myka: No, no, no, no. You just admitted you love me.
Pete: I also love fajitas, cage fighting and bald women. I mean Sinead O'Connor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Frederick: The creation of an artifact is simply the meeting of an object, a person and a moment.
Claudia: It's a good glimpse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Unless that was the birth of an artifact.
Mrs. Frederic: Imbued by the bravery of the moment, a normal woman doing an extraordinary thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: He's so soft and fuzzy - the bear too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: That's not hockey. That's pole vaulting.
 • Rating: Unrated

Myka: Are you living in 1957? Getting pregnant is not on my current to do list.
Artie: How about finding an artifact? Is that on your current to do list?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 4: "There's Always a Downside"

Steve: There had to be a price for Claudia bringing me back. But I won't let Claudia pay with her own life.
Myka: What does she think about all this?
Steve: [won't look at her]
Myka: You haven't talked to her yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Hugo, when I was real young, my brother was reckless and I lost him for a long time. You just got Brady into your life, why would you want to be reckless with that?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brother Adrian: The Brotherhood is more powerful than you think.
Artie: I work for some pretty powerful people myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Throw in some deadly marbles and Harry Potter becomes Full Metal Jacket.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Claudia: A scrawny Tommy is beating the crap out of a much larger Slitheren.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brady: Tillman is competitive, especially this week because of the I.M.T.s.
Pete: Oh right. The I.M.T.s . The international monkey....
Hugo: Interschool Multi-discipline Tournament.
Hugo: Like Hogwarts.
Pete: Oh right!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Claudia: why the switch up, you know I'm teamed with Jinks
Artie: This is a job, not a "Choose your own adventure.'
 • Rating: Unrated

Myka: Artie! Finally you were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago. You're never late. Are you ok?
Claudia: I told them you got hung up telling kids to get off your lawn.
Steve: Maybe you were busy inventing fire.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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