Warehouse 13 Quotes
Myka: So what about Paul Bunyan's axe, or David's slingshot?
Pete: Or how about bag of magical beans?
Artie: We got the axe, we got the slingshot. The beans, please - that's just a fairytale.
Pete: It's good to know where we draw the line.
Artie: It's gotta be an artifact. Adults don't have growth spurts. No short jokes, no fat jokes, no age jokes.
Pete: Well then, I got nothing.
Hey. I don't know what's going on with you. But when you finally wake up and realize that cutting yourself off from the people who love you is truly a terrible idea, call me - I'm not going anywhere.
Vanessa
Artie: Anything more than a platonic relationship is just too risky.
Vanessa: Some risks are worth taking.
Artie: Some are not.
Artie: We'll see each other at the warehouse from time to time.
Vanessa: No. You don't just get to quit on us. That's not how it works.
Vanessa: Only thing that was missing, was a
Artie: A shiny copper bell.
Vanessa: I've told you this story. Well, that happens sometimes at this age. You're name's Artie, right? How do I know you?
Click me, huh? Click you!
Pete
Claudia: Who died and made you the boss of me?
Steve: Ah, I did.
Pete: Yeah, I don't even want to know what kind of jingle bells kicks you two kids are into?
Artie: Hey, hey, hey. It's a gift, not an artifact.
Claudia: Oh come on, I think it's so cute. You officially have a girlfriend.
Artie: She's not my girlfriend.
Claudia: Ah, are you seeing anyone else?
Artie: No.
Claudia? Do you want to?
Artie: No.
Claudia: She's your girlfriend.
Artie: Hey, look at me. When was the last time you slept?
Steve: Right after I died.
Well, you know who could help you though? Tech savvy girl, maybe with a punk rock flare and a bit of Goth.
Artie
Not all wonders are endless Claudia.
Mrs. Frederic
