Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 4: "Claudia"

Artie: Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane.
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Pete: Let me guess, you speak Latin too.
Myka: Okay. Make one more nerd joke and I'm going to point out how you're losing your hair.
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Artie: You're lucky I have an emergency travel kit in the trunk of my car.
Claudia: Well, "Serendipity" is my stripper name.
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Artie: Just... you know, just to clarify, you decided to re-create a clearly dangerous, potentially deadly experiment?
Claudia: Oh, sure, it sounds bad when you say it like that.
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Myka: Mrs. Frederic said we should stay here.
Pete: Really? I didn't hear that.
Myka: Neither did I.
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Pete: My sister taught me how to read lips.
Myka: Why does your sister...?
Pete: Uh, the deaf find it handy.
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Myka: Sleep. You look... you look terrible.
Artie: Thank you very much. You still have some monkey phlegm in your hair.
Myka: It's not phlegm...
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Pete: No more zoos, okay? From now on, if an artifact is at a zoo, we leave it there.
Myka: Monkeys spit. Artie, do you know that? They.. they spit, and it is not pleasant.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "Magnetism"

Pete: You know, if you were gonna ask me how I would die, I would say that being beaten to death by my partner would be really low on the list.
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Father Braid: Are you saying this chair caused all this?
Pete: I know. It's freaky. This stuff is always freaky.
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Myka: I told him it wasn't the watch. I told you it wasn't the watch.
Pete: That's not annoying at all.
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Pete: What am I looking for?
Artie: Anything that might cause an electrical or chemical imbalance in the brain.
Pete: Oh, well, so a brain imblancer. That's easy. It's probably right next to his time travel machine.
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Myka: I thought the medic might know something so I asked him to meet me after work.
Pete: Good idea. I got a thing to do. But, Myka, I want you to be careful. I want you to use a condom. Heh.
Myka: That's hilarious.
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Myka: You know, how can it matter if a person smells fudge before an incident?
Pete: Yeah, or if your gall bladder is feeling numb.
Artie: Humor me.
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Pete: I was just... keeping you on your toes.
Myka: Right. It's always my toes. What about your toes?
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Pete: Very nice. You must be super fun on a date. Guys love that. All kick-ass action and no talking.
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Season 1 Episode 2: "Resonance"

Dickinson: How they doing?
Artie: Oh, you know, they're... mostly, they're a pain in my ass.
Dickinson: So am I.
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Myka: Artie, I need you to find my cell phone.
Artie: I'm not your personal cell phone locator, okay?
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Artie: My name... doesn't matter. But I think you know who I represent.
Dickinson: Flash Gordon?
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Myka: There's three suspects, including Fissel. One was a woman.
Pete: You sure?
Myka: Yeah, I... felt her.
Pete: You touched her boobies?
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