Warehouse 13

Tuesdays 9:00 PM on SyFy

Season: 3 2 1

Warehouse 13 Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 13: "Secret Santa"

Myka: What are you doing?
Pete [noodles in mouth]: He's not going to finish it.
Myka: You really will eat anything.
• Rating: Unrated

Joshua: You're going to hell?
Claudia: I know!
• Rating: Unrated

Myka: Is it possible that...
Artie: That, yes Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.
• Rating: Unrated

Myka: Do you have any enemies?
Mr. Newly: I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin, that usually pisses someone off.
• Rating: Unrated

Pete: Trust me pal, a "woosh and twinkle" is a lot better than a "sizzle and splat" or worse a "ZAP and kerchow!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 12: "Reset"

Claudia: Can I hug you?
Artie: Maybe later in the week.
• Rating: Unrated

Wells: For a lousy kisser I thought you were smarter than that.
Pete: Right back at you, you taste as old as you are grandma!
• Rating: Unrated

Artie: The Corsican vest. Where did you find that? Venice?
Wells: Ft. Lauderdale.
Artie: Of course.
• Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Artie can I talk to you about something?
Artie: Will it make me feel old and uncomfortable?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Resurrection is a dangerous practice and always comes at a price
Pete: Yeah, look at Mickey Rourke.
• Rating: Unrated

Pete: Artie? Who are you suppose to be Jerusalem Jones?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "Buried"

Claudia: We will talk later.
Artie: Will hell be freezing over?
• Rating: Unrated

Helena: I checked; this is what fashionable British archeologists are wearing.
Myka: That is what Hollywood directors think fashionable British archeologists are wearing.
Helena: Well, it is terribly comfortable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Myka: This is the first test, mind!
Pete: Yeah, as in "I mind if this place kills me!"
• Rating: Unrated

Pete: Pancakes!
Myka: Pete do you ever think of anything other than food?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phone: Your time is up, goodbye.
Pete: That is what I am afraid of.
• Rating: Unrated

Mrs Frederic: Agent Lattimer, this is unlike anything you have faced.
Pete: So, like always then.
• Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Frederic: One, agent Lattimer.
Pete: One what? Singular sensation? Is the loneliest number?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "When and Where"

Claudia: I imaging losing a child is the worst pain a person can go through.
Helena: No actually, when I tracked them down, what I did to the men who killed my daughter, that's the worst pain a person can go through.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0