Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 6: "Don't Hate the Player"

Steve: Oh, I'm sorry my burglary skills are a little rusty.
Artie: We're Warehouse agents this isn't burglary this is creative snagging.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pete: I never thought I'd say this but let's save a princess.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: I'm the princess? What are those things on my chest?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: I thought the giant axe was kind of a turn on.
Claudia: I officially know what too much about you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 5: "3...2...1..."

Pete: I must have started drinking again because the woman who tried to activate a super volcano with a giant fork is standing here and you're all acting like it's a potluck.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pete: First she wants a room with a view and next thing she's eatin' a guard's face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Yes, just what the world needs a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: I love Pittsburg they put fries on nachos here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Myka: Let's go save the world Latimer.
Pete: Whatever you say sweetheart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 4: "Queen for a Day"

Claudia: We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[Leena gasps]
Pete: You gasped! You rarely gasp!
Artie: Pete's right, why did you gasp?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Artie's Law of Artifacts states that the worst thing that can happen with an artifact will happen with an artifact.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claudia: We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I'm a little rusty on my hieroglyphics - please no age jokes - so give me a little more time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Wow, this is a lot nicer than the Love Me Chapel in Vegas.
Myka: Please tell me you didn't.
Pete: Oh yeah, we did.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Told you I was Laverne! Such a Laverne move! Come on Shirley!
 • Rating: Unrated

Soldier: Damn Trekkies, always crashing the party pretending they're time travelers.
Claudia: What a nerd.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Plan? I will tell you the plan after I ask Myka something. [Pete turns towards Myka] What's the plan?
Myka: Artie, what's the plan?
 • Rating: Unrated

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