Steve: Oh, I'm sorry my burglary skills are a little rusty.
Artie: We're Warehouse agents this isn't burglary this is creative snagging.

I never thought I'd say this but let's save a princess.

Pete

I'm the princess? What are those things on my chest?

Claudia

Pete: I thought the giant axe was kind of a turn on.
Claudia: I officially know what too much about you.

I must have started drinking again because the woman who tried to activate a super volcano with a giant fork is standing here and you're all acting like it's a potluck.

Pete

First she wants a room with a view and next thing she's eatin' a guard's face.

Pete

Yes, just what the world needs a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache.

Pete

I love Pittsburg they put fries on nachos here.

Pete

Artie: I'm just gonna pretend we own a big down.
Claudia: We kinda do.

Myka: Let's go save the world Latimer.
Pete: Whatever you say sweetheart.

We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die.

Claudia

Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.

Warehouse 13 Season 3 Quotes

You're the only woman I know who can make me follow her into a bar.

Pete

Claudia: What do you want me to do?
Pete: Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts located in the South Dakota Badlands.
Claudia: Warehouse 13? I've been trying to hack into that place for years. One condition.
Pete: Name it.
Claudia: When we're done I get him. [Nods to Artie]
Pete: Deal.
Artie: Hey!
Pete: Relax. She shots you all the time; it's your thing.