Weeds "A Hole In Her Niqab" Quotes
Nancy: There's always cash when we sell drugs. That's why we sell drugs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shane: I got you something.
Nancy: Last time you said that I got a macaroni necklace. No, a terrorist video.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Obviously, you're not my sexual equal, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets.
• Rating: Unrated
Doug: I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my d**k.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Husband: You guys f**k. I'll make eggs.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8