There's always cash when we sell drugs. That's why we sell drugs.


Shane: I got you something.
Nancy: Last time you said that I got a macaroni necklace. No, a terrorist video.

Obviously, you're not my sexual equal, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets.


I think the steroids are giving me acne. On the upside, I think I've lost an inch from my dick.


There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.


Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!

You guys fuck. I'll make eggs.


Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?

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