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Weeds Season 6 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 6 Episode 9: "To Moscow, and Quickly"

Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?
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Season 6 Episode 8: "Gentle Puppies"

Nancy: I want to see those washers going 24/7. This families gonna make hash - lots of it. Won't that be nice?
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Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Hey, I didn't get your name.
Nancy: No you didn't.
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Silas: Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: (to Nancy) I said no smoking. You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you listen?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: No smoking. State Law.
Nancy: Yeah, wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer.
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Simon: Nobody's here if they have anyplace better to be. This is the end of the road.
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Simon: He's in a much better mood when you get high.
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Andy: (to Silas) Didn't even try to bargain. What's the matter with you? Where's you're Jewish at?
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Andy: Jesus saves.
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Andy: We should live as gentile puppies.
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Andy: Our God is a forgiving God.
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Andy: Oh Shit! Flush the drugs! Eat! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
Doug: What!? No drugs?!
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Shane: (to Nancy) Can I drive it at least once before you set it on fire? Please! I've been kidnapped.
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Andy: I'll lead in the God mobile, you follow.
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Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?
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Season 6 Episode 7: "Pinwheels and Whirligigs"

Nancy: Jesus Christ. It's like I have to do everything myself.
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Andy: This is tasty.
Silas: It's leftover from Seattle. I just added a little cinnamon for flavor.
Andy: Sometimes I think you're the son I never had.
Silas: Thanks.
Andy: I'm serious. I feel a special kinship.
Silas: Cause we're related.
Andy: I'm talking spiritual kinship.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Outlaws don't refer to themselves as outlaws. Just an FYI.
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