Always the babysitter, awesome.

Shane

(to Nancy) Guess I'm not so good at this undercover thing.

Fake Ellis

Nancy: Did you get the passports?
Andy: No.
Nancy: What, do we need more money?
Andy: We need Shane, actually.
Nancy: What?
Andy: We need to kill somebody.

(to Lars) I think I'm your son.

Silas

What does that mean - relax Warren? Everyone's telling me to relax. Relax Warren, relax!

Warren

Look, I'm not an idiot. I know she's not committed yet, but your mother loved me once and that will happen again.

Warren

Dude, give up the dream.

Shane

Hey what did you use for my picture? The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?

Doug

The trouble is all behind us.

Nancy
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