Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?

I want to see those washers going 24/7. This families gonna make hash - lots of it. Won't that be nice?


Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.

Jack: Hey, I didn't get your name.
Nancy: No you didn't.

Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.


(to Nancy) I said no smoking. You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you listen?


Jack: No smoking. State Law.
Nancy: Yeah, wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer.

Nobody's here if they have anyplace better to be. This is the end of the road.


He's in a much better mood when you get high.


(to Silas) Didn't even try to bargain. What's the matter with you? Where's you're Jewish at?


Jesus saves.


We should live as gentile puppies.

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Weeds Season 6 Quotes

I'm a mother lion and you can't defeat a mother lion when you've threaten her cubs.


Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

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