Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?

I want to see those washers going 24/7. This families gonna make hash - lots of it. Won't that be nice?

Nancy

Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.

Jack: Hey, I didn't get your name.
Nancy: No you didn't.

Let's just do what's needed to do here and move on. I don't want to be here forever.

Silas

(to Nancy) I said no smoking. You don't listen. Do you need someone to make you listen?

Jack

Jack: No smoking. State Law.
Nancy: Yeah, wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer.

Nobody's here if they have anyplace better to be. This is the end of the road.

Simon

He's in a much better mood when you get high.

Simon

(to Silas) Didn't even try to bargain. What's the matter with you? Where's you're Jewish at?

Andy

Jesus saves.

Andy

We should live as gentile puppies.

Andy
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Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.

Shane
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