Peter: Are they really having a quote-off?
Neal: You bet.

Mozzie pulled a Ferris Bueller.

Diana

Good luck, melon me.

Mozzie

Neal [to Peter]: What do you say Newman? Ready to con the mob out of half a million?
Peter: Lead the way, kid.

You are a living conspiracy theory.

Peter [to Mozzie]

The Dentist was the scariest thing I could think of, and it worked.

Mozzie

You were twelve when you stole $500,000 from the Detroit mob?

Neal

That's why we pay you the big bucks....if we paid you...

Peter [to Neal]

Peter: What are you doing?
Mozzie: Just being oppressed by the man, the usual.

Are you actively trying to die?!

Neal

I am the Dentist of Detroit.

Mozzie

I need as many buyers for my slight-of-hand-me-downs as I can get.

Mozzie

White Collar Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

I need as many buyers for my slight-of-hand-me-downs as I can get.

Mozzie

I resent your misguided understanding of things you don't understand.

Mozzie