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Peter: Are they really having a quote-off?
Neal: You bet.

Mozzie pulled a Ferris Bueller.


Good luck, melon me.


Neal [to Peter]: What do you say Newman? Ready to con the mob out of half a million?
Peter: Lead the way, kid.

You are a living conspiracy theory.

Peter [to Mozzie]

The Dentist was the scariest thing I could think of, and it worked.


You were twelve when you stole $500,000 from the Detroit mob?


That's why we pay you the big bucks....if we paid you...

Peter [to Neal]

Peter: What are you doing?
Mozzie: Just being oppressed by the man, the usual.

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