The greatest lies a con man tells are to himself.

Mozzie

Definitely not truth serum.

Mozzie

They will have a bar-coded tramp stamp on be before the first IV drip.

Mozzie

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty enlightened right now.

Neal

60 million or the life of a paranoid bald man.

Rebecca

Now I know what people mean when they see their skin is crawling.

Neal

It’s beautiful here.

Neal

My freedom is worth more than anything that diamond could buy.

Neal

Neal: Just like old times.
Peter: With the same outcome.

If you’re not a criminal, then what are you?

Mozzie

No more cases….no more anklet.

Neal

Peter: It’s over, Neal.
Neal: Yeah, it’s over.

White Collar Quotes

Peter [about Keller]:: He's a little bit more Ratso Rizzo than Cary Grant.
Neal: I'm Cary Grant?
Peter: Only in comparison to Ratso Rizzo.

Bearing gifts in a brown paper bag---I can only imagine.

Neal