Popular Wilfred Quotes
Wilfred ruined my life, and you know what? You're next.
Bruce
Bruce: You convinced me to make out with my own father.
Wilfred: Everybody at the party loved it. They thought it was edgy.
Ryan: I really think I'm gonna be alright.
Wilfred: Of course you are...I ain't going anywhere.
Well, what have we here? And what is that thing above them with the mouth and eyes?
I was gonna get it on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am.
Ryan
I'm not sure spending your days watching gruesome cat deaths on YouTube counts as protecting Jenna.
Ryan
So this is more important than waiting for Jenna's cable guy? As we speak, Jenna is sitting at home with no Game Show Network, no MTV2, no Univision. I'm furious Ryan.
Jenna: Wilfred pooped on your lawn.
Wilfred: There is symbolism in that poop Ryan...and some grass...and half a slipper.
You're selling the tv? That is the corner stone of our friendship!
She'll be fine. She'll probably have a team of highly trained security specialists surround her at all times. This is the Noon News we're talking about.
You've gotta feel how soft my tits are.
Jenna
Ryan: Get off.
Wilfred: I'm trying to!
