Wilfred "Avoidance" Quotes
Ryan: God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: I could totally pass as Harry Potter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: Those teeth in there, are they James?
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Ryan: Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Wilfred: Ryan I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.
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Ryan: We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Wilfred: Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?
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Kristen: Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.
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Kristen: I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bulls**t. They're like nine years old.
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Total Quotes: 7
