Wilfred

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Wilfred

God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.

Ryan

I could totally pass as Harry Potter.

Ryan

Those teeth in there, are they James?

Wilfred

Ryan: Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Wilfred: Ryan I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.

Ryan: We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Wilfred: Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?

Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.

Kristen

I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bullshit. They're like nine years old.

Kristen
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Wilfred Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.

Kristen

I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bullshit. They're like nine years old.

Kristen
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