Wilfred

Wilfred "Dignity" Quotes

Wilfred: You're doing a s**t job at that s**t job.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Did you see that?!?! Slow Piscopo stole my bit right out from under me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: Excuse me, do I come into your place of business and interrupt you when you're working?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: Are you kidding me? Lassie was doing sad, droopy dog eyes back in 1955. That s**t is hack.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Those idiots wouldn't know adorable if it cornered them in a holding cell and raped them with a plunger handle. That reminds me; Bear could you pick up a plunger before our next date night?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeremy: Tomorrow. Possible?
Wilfred: You, not being a d**k. Possible?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeremy: If those clowns come up with a cure for lung cancer it is going to be a sad, sad day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: I'm an office dog. It's my duty to entertain and amuse, and if I can't do it they'll bring in some foosball table who can!
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: I only huff the good stuff. I'm kind of keyboard cleaner snob.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stacy: Jeremy, I have the state highway commissioner on line one.
Jeremy: Well I've got a belly rub on line two!
 • Rating: Unrated

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