Wilfred Season 2 Episode 4: "Guilt" Quotes
Ryan: What's that?
Wilfred: Baby food. Might as well get used to it. This is what it's gonna be like three months from now.
I'm such an idiot for not duct taping a pizza cutter to the end of Arturo's penis!
Wilfred
How many innocent babies have to survive before we put an end to this senseless nurturing?
Wilfred
Maybe I should take out a restraining order...from my pocket, to use as a bargaining chip to trade for my baby-getting stick.
Wilfred
How did you scale that giant wall? That's impossible. Are you secretly some sort of magical other worldly entity? Cause I'd tell you if I was.
Wilfred
It just keeps piling up, just like the brave, dead soldiers of the Babies R Us parking lot.
Wilfred
Ryan: I'm the worst brother ever.
Wilfred: Worst brother ever? Did you ever convince the other siblings in your litter to eat your own sister because she was born with no eyes? Cause I did that.
Jesus. This baby's gonna be God Damn adorable.
Wilfred
Do I have a spare dickfor? What's a dick for?
Wilfred
Ryan: You're at war with babies? Over what?
Wilfred: Why do any great civilizations go to war? To see who's cutest.
There's a war out there, Ryan, a war between dogs and babies...and you brought it to our door step.
Wilfred
Beans got a pair a month ago, and he's been snout deep in puss ever since.
Wilfred
