Wilfred

Wilfred "Guilt" Quotes

Ryan: What's that?
Wilfred: Baby food. Might as well get used to it. This is what it's gonna be like three months from now.
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Wilfred: I'm such an idiot for not duct taping a pizza cutter to the end of Arturo's penis!
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Wilfred: How many innocent babies have to survive before we put an end to this senseless nurturing?
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Wilfred: Maybe I should take out a restraining order...from my pocket, to use as a bargaining chip to trade for my baby-getting stick.
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Wilfred: How did you scale that giant wall? That's impossible. Are you secretly some sort of magical other worldly entity? Cause I'd tell you if I was.
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Wilfred: It just keeps piling up, just like the brave, dead soldiers of the Babies R Us parking lot.
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Ryan: I'm the worst brother ever.
Wilfred: Worst brother ever? Did you ever convince the other siblings in your litter to eat your own sister because she was born with no eyes? Cause I did that.
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Wilfred: Jesus. This baby's gonna be God Damn adorable.
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Wilfred: Do I have a spare d**kfor? What's a d**k for?
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Ryan: You're at war with babies? Over what?
Wilfred: Why do any great civilizations go to war? To see who's cutest.
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