Wilfred Season 2 Episode 10: "Honesty" Quotes
Jenna: Could you ever forgive me?
Ryan: I do everything else for ya.
Ryan: I'm returning the cats. There's no reason to keep them.
Wilfred: Dude, I was literally just about to kill them.
I will not rest until every cat in Venice is dead. And then I will move to my ultimate goal of making earrings out of the bronze testicles of every postal worker in the greater Los Angeles area.Ryan
Imagine how hilarious I'd look wearing a full-bodied animal suit.Wilfred
Ryan: Maybe there will be a feel good ending, like all the cats are found safe.
Wilfred: Or sex-butchered by a psychopath.
Tits, let's move.Rob
Nice job, Squishy T.Rob
Ryan: Wilfred, these are pets. People will be looking for them.
Wilfred: They're cats Ryan. No one cares.
Who's meowing now bitches?!?!Wilfred
Wilfred: Do you remember the scratch on my face, Ryan?
Ryan: The one that's still there? Yes.
Three of the bastards jumped me whilst I was in the back alley, taking the trash out of the trash.Wilfred