Wilfred

Wilfred "Isolation" Quotes

Wilfred: Ryan, what am I gonna do if you go to jail? You're the most important member of my pack. A pack protects its own.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: You know what you should do? March on over to Mrs. Stevenson's house, and tell her the truth. Your neighbor's dog masterminded multiple break-ins and planted evidence on her child.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Patel: My friend, I feel great shame for accusing you unjustly. I will not sleep well tonight, but tomorrow during the day I'll take a long nap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: So long Andy. Let's see your black magic stop you from getting gang-stomped in Juvy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: You know my name?
Trash Face: I know your social security number. You really need a shredder.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gene: Who's a good boy?
Wilfred: I'm a good boy, obviously. You, on the other hand, hot dogs and potato salad? How many Weight Watchers points is that?
 • Rating: Unrated

Maggie: You can put your bake goods...up your anus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Don't you see Ryan? If you don't go then they'll be even more suspicious. Next time it won't be eggs on your window, it will be Mrs. Patel's feces. And that's not me talking, that's still Mrs. Patel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: Why would people assume that I'm the thief?
Wilfred: Really? You're still not getting this? You're the twitchy loner, the pasty neighborhood creep. And that's not me talking, that's Mrs. Patel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: What's so wrong with a little beer and some small talk with the ass holes down the street?
 • Rating: Unrated

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