Wilfred

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
Wilfred

You know what, I don't get it. I've calculated my facial proportions and I'm 94% symmetrical, which according to the index is borderline hot. And I dressed up this boring old lab coat with a quirky Japanese robot pin, so you know I'm fun. And everyone in the office already knows I am a total sex addict.

Amanda

Ryan: Wait, Wilfred I need you.
Wilfred: Well I don't need you, Ry-an woman, here me roar.

I remember you, Ryan. Memory is like the Packers when they're behind by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter...it comes back.

Wilfred

I'm all over it, Drew...ish Community Center!

Wilfred

Drew: Okay Wilfy, wanna play some catch?
Wilfred: Hells yeah, catch is the shit!

Drew-bee-doo-bee-doo, what's up bro?

Wilfred

Ry...can see clearly now the rain is gone.

Drew
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Wilfred Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Drew-bee-doo-bee-doo, what's up bro?

Wilfred

Ry...can see clearly now the rain is gone.

Drew
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