Wilfred

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
Wilfred

Bear! Watch out!

Ryan

This is the dream! The office is real life.

Ryan

Ryan: How'd you get this van?
Wilfred: We hot-china'd it.

Dr. Eddy: It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Ryan: Wait, that's from Good Will Hunting. Holy Shit, you're Robin Williams.

Ryan: You want the frisbee?
Wilfred: No, you can keep it. Place it in the bin. Don't throw it.

Apparently for the better part of three months, I was sitting in a coat closet getting baked with a dog.

Ryan

Wilfred: Do you know why dogs dig?
Ryan: Because they're searching for bones?
Wilfred: Because we're searching for truth.

It said "wake up," which is weird because I read somewhere that people can't read while they're dreaming.

Ryan
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Wilfred Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Wilfred: Do you know why dogs dig?
Ryan: Because they're searching for bones?
Wilfred: Because we're searching for truth.

It said "wake up," which is weird because I read somewhere that people can't read while they're dreaming.

Ryan
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