Wilfred

Wilfred "Progress" Quotes

Ryan: Bear! Watch out!
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Ryan: This is the dream! The office is real life.
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Ryan: How'd you get this van?
Wilfred: We hot-china'd it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Eddy: It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Ryan: Wait, that's from Good Will Hunting. Holy Shit, you're Robin Williams.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: You want the frisbee?
Wilfred: No, you can keep it. Place it in the bin. Don't throw it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Apparently for the better part of three months, I was sitting in a coat closet getting baked with a dog.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: Do you know why dogs dig?
Ryan: Because they're searching for bones?
Wilfred: Because we're searching for truth.
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Ryan: It said "wake up," which is weird because I read somewhere that people can't read while they're dreaming.
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