Wilfred Season 2 Episode 13: "Secrets" Quotes
Wilfred: You're not crazier than anybody else.
Ryan: Said the dog to the man.
Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.Amanda
Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.Wilfred
You think I don't have a pair of dick shears? I do.Wilfred
Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!
You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.Ryan
This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?Wilfred