Wilfred: You're not crazier than anybody else.
Ryan: Said the dog to the man.

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• Added: September 20, 2012

Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.

Amanda

• Permalink: Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.
• Added: September 20, 2012

Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.

Wilfred

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• Added: September 20, 2012

You think I don't have a pair of dick shears? I do.

Wilfred

• Permalink: You think I don't have a pair of d**k shears? I do.
• Added: September 20, 2012

Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!

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• Added: September 20, 2012

You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.

Ryan

• Permalink: You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.
• Added: September 20, 2012

This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?

Wilfred

• Permalink: This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?
• Added: September 20, 2012