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Wilfred

Wilfred: You're not crazier than anybody else.
Ryan: Said the dog to the man.

Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.

Amanda

Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.

Wilfred

You think I don't have a pair of dick shears? I do.

Wilfred

Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!

You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.

Ryan

This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?

Wilfred
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Wilfred Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.

Ryan

This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?

Wilfred
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