Wilfred "Secrets" Quotes
Wilfred: You're not crazier than anybody else.
Ryan: Said the dog to the man.
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Amanda: Innocent? He stole the jalapenos off my bagel...five times.
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Wilfred: Without you I have no purpose. I'm nothing. It's like I don't even exist.
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Wilfred: You think I don't have a pair of d**k shears? I do.
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Wilfred: Battlestar Galactica!
Ryan: What did you think of the ending?
Wilfred: Frak you Ryan!
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Ryan: You're not the first Wilfred, Wilfred.
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Wilfred: This isn't a game. I need answers. Who am I? What am I?
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Total Quotes: 7