Ryan: Wilfred, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Wilfred: Yeah, there's some new fat dog hanging out in there. I made fun of him yesterday for like three hours.

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Shame is like having a daughter with red hair and freckles; you cannot let it become part of your life.

Wilfred

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I hang out and smoke weed with the neighbor's dog all day.

Ryan

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It's my bachelor pad...pretty nauseating digs right?

Wilfred

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• Added: July 12, 2013