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Wilfred

Ryan: Wilfred, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Wilfred: Yeah, there's some new fat dog hanging out in there. I made fun of him yesterday for like three hours.

Shame is like having a daughter with red hair and freckles; you cannot let it become part of your life.

Wilfred

I hang out and smoke weed with the neighbor's dog all day.

Ryan

It's my bachelor pad...pretty nauseating digs right?

Wilfred
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