Wilfred Season 3 Episode 5: "Shame" Quotes
Ryan: Wilfred, have you looked in the mirror lately?
Wilfred: Yeah, there's some new fat dog hanging out in there. I made fun of him yesterday for like three hours.
Shame is like having a daughter with red hair and freckles; you cannot let it become part of your life.Wilfred
I hang out and smoke weed with the neighbor's dog all day.Ryan
It's my bachelor pad...pretty nauseating digs right?Wilfred