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Wilfred

That's how long you've been down in your basement playing a pointless game with your neighbor's dog and his, well, Bruce.

Wilfred

Wilfred: You're not me are ya?
Ryan: I don't know Wilfred. Am I?

Ryan, you're buried under a box of secrets with a talking dog in a basement that may not even exist.

Wilfred

I'm telling you I can feel it in my bones; the ones I chew on and the ones inside of me.

Wilfred

You asked her to move in with you? Are you high? Because you need to be.

Wilfred

Ryan: She makes me feel normal.
Wilfred: Oh and I don't?
Ryan: You're looting my kitchen dressed like one of the wolverines.

Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.

Wilfred

Wilfred: Ryan do you have any more rice?
Ryan: How much do you need?
Wilfred: 100 pounds should do it.

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Wilfred Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.

Wilfred

Wilfred: Ryan do you have any more rice?
Ryan: How much do you need?
Wilfred: 100 pounds should do it.

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