Wilfred Season 2 Episode 8: "Truth" Quotes
That's how long you've been down in your basement playing a pointless game with your neighbor's dog and his, well, Bruce.Wilfred
Wilfred: You're not me are ya?
Ryan: I don't know Wilfred. Am I?
Ryan, you're buried under a box of secrets with a talking dog in a basement that may not even exist.Wilfred
I'm telling you I can feel it in my bones; the ones I chew on and the ones inside of me.Wilfred
You asked her to move in with you? Are you high? Because you need to be.Wilfred
Ryan: She makes me feel normal.
Wilfred: Oh and I don't?
Ryan: You're looting my kitchen dressed like one of the wolverines.
Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.Wilfred
Wilfred: Ryan do you have any more rice?
Ryan: How much do you need?
Wilfred: 100 pounds should do it.