Thursdays 10:00 PM on FX
Wilfred

Ryan: I killed him.
Wilfred: Oh, that's a relief.

Sneakers is no one huh? Do you usually buy priceless jewelry for no one? Imitation, colored glass. Plastic painted to look like metal. This isn't some cheap made in China knock-off. This is made in Taiwan. You bastard! Keeping another dog on the side are ya?

Great, the entrails fell out. Now it's worthless.

I once cracked a Nazi skin head in the face with a beer bong, and you know what he did to me? Belly rub.

Ryan, anger is like herpes. You're not meant to keep it to yourself.

Ryan, remember when I told you a few weeks ago that you are a total pussy? Well I just wanted to apologize for not emphasizing that enough.

I'll kill you! This fly's been acting like a total dick all morning.

Ryan: I feel bad.
Wilfred: That's just your conscience being a total gaylord.

I've seen more aggressive ball playing in an airport men's room.

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