Wilfred Season 1 Quotes
Sometimes when I look at you, I can almost see a 10-foot tampon string hanging out of you.
Not like I was gonna buy her. Last time I had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week.
A bone? That's like giving a basketball to a black guy.
Ryan: I thought it would make me sound Effete.
Wilfred: So does saying the word "effete."
Ryan: Get off.
Wilfred: I'm trying to!
