Wilfred Season 2 Quotes
This is the dream! The office is real life.
Ryan
Ryan: How'd you get this van?
Wilfred: We hot-china'd it.
Dr. Eddy: It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Ryan: Wait, that's from Good Will Hunting. Holy Shit, you're Robin Williams.
Ryan: You want the frisbee?
Wilfred: No, you can keep it. Place it in the bin. Don't throw it.
Apparently for the better part of three months, I was sitting in a coat closet getting baked with a dog.
Ryan
Wilfred: Do you know why dogs dig?
Ryan: Because they're searching for bones?
Wilfred: Because we're searching for truth.
It said "wake up," which is weird because I read somewhere that people can't read while they're dreaming.
Ryan
