Wilfred Season 2 Quotes
Ryan: I don't even wanna go to this wedding. Now I'm the co-ring bearer?
Wilfred: Yeahhhh, we need to talk about your title.
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if Wilfred could talk?Drew
Being happy is just like being gay. It's a choice, that's why they mean the same thing.
Hey, Ryyyyy - cironi, the San Francisco treat. Now in the new chicken.Drew
All that you see here are creations of your own mind. Perhaps that is why I am such a stereotype.Red Wolf
Ryan: We need to get to a hospital.
Wilfred: Come on Ryan, Bear doesn't have insurance.
What about your boss's suicide? I mean someone ate his brains. That's twisted. Did they find who did that, by the way?
Jenna: Could you ever forgive me?
Ryan: I do everything else for ya.
Ryan: I'm returning the cats. There's no reason to keep them.
Wilfred: Dude, I was literally just about to kill them.
I will not rest until every cat in Venice is dead. And then I will move to my ultimate goal of making earrings out of the bronze testicles of every postal worker in the greater Los Angeles area.Ryan
Imagine how hilarious I'd look wearing a full-bodied animal suit.
Ryan: Maybe there will be a feel good ending, like all the cats are found safe.
Wilfred: Or sex-butchered by a psychopath.