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Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.


I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bullshit. They're like nine years old.


Look you and I both know the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear, but if it helps Bear that's all that matters.

Stay out of this squish tits!


Everyone knows the great dane's preferred method of attack is to pin down and slobber on. Coincidentally, that's also Drew's preferred method of love making.

Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat. When Bear drinks he loses all impulse control.

Sorry, I'm not much of a dog person.


I brought dessert! I found it in the most charming little French bakery's dumpster.

You can't control relationships. You have to let things happen naturally.

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